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Mar 312014
 

Final Comment Prize Draw for March 2014!! – Did YOU win??

As promised, here’s the final Comment Prize Draw for ONE MONTH FREE DOGGY DAN DOG TRAINING, yes!!

Like announced here, again a random number was drawn here. Since you still know from the January Prize Draw how this works, I saved my time preparing screenshots. The drawn number was …

7964

Remember, the prize rules: The winning comment/question/feedback must be a) from a member, and b) who has entered the dog details in our GSD research database, and c) I myself cannot win, and d) the winner must post a short message here to acknowledge the prize draw!

To make it short: 7964 was from one of our many Ken’s… – to avoid disappointment let’s leave the surname out, because … this particular Ken from a sunny state did not enter the dog’s details in our research database. Oh what a shame! You just lost out on the best dog training money can buy (well, you wouldn’t even have to buy it this time). – So, in all fairness (complying with contest laws), I had to draw another number:

8433

When I saw this commenter’s name, I immediately knew that she has entered her dog’s details, oh yes! Great stuff!

Thus we can reveal the winner for March 2014 is …. JULIE with her comment: “This checklist is great. We’ve had the puppy training essentials up in the kitchen so this will be a great addition to refer to”. – Note that she could have commented “the new puppy checklist is terrible” and she would have won regardless!

 

JULIE! Congratulations! :-)

 

What was the declared prize for March?

…The Master himself: Doggy Dan! One month free membership!

Dear Julie, you have the word now… please post a brief comment below to document that you won – and with your permission, I will then pass on your email address to Dan Abdelnoor to give you access to his site. Or rather to Graeme, who does the technical things for him – I wish I had someone who does the technical things for me…

 


With this I have fulfilled my last promise. I did see all your comments on my leave-announcement page and some of them made me cry – for once not out of pain. Clearly I do plan to reply there, but it may take a few more days. Because I do have my own problems, yes. Sorry if you thought I have to be a super hero – you were wrong, this time.

Mar 302014
 

House Training Dogs To Behave WellIf you own a prior edition (<4), delete it under 'Manage my Kindle' and on your device, to repurchase this edition 4 for FREE. You’ll see, it’s worth it.

FREE 30 + 31 March
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

House Training Dogs To Behave Well In A High Value Homefree for the last time: Then this book too leaves the Amazon exclusivity contract. The book will have a relaunch price of only 99 cent on 2 April on Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, WHSmith, and tons of other major retailers – but not at arrogant apple who still exist in the 19th century: apple withhold the best books from their customers when the best books have links to anything other than apple. Yep! Stupid. As if apple sells dog products now! They wish. Time to leave apple. No more Capital letter. Pears are tastier anyway.

House Training Dogs To Behave Well In A High Value Home. Read it. Apply it. Enjoy it. And tell everyone about it.

FREE 30 + 31 March

Again, help to lead dog owners away from the archaic dog training methods publicized by TV celebrities(!), book marketing gurus(!), dog whisperers(?) and similar bullshit producers(@). Admittedly, all of them are far better in marketing their books: They sell like hell. – I don’t. But I want heaven for dogs. So…

…feel free to get the most complete Indoor Dog Training book on the market for FREE. Save $6.89, yes! 30 + 31 March – both days – globally on Amazon. Use your chance now. And give your friends their chance too! Tell everyone, and make more friends.

Just Note: Reviews are to non-celebrities what $ and fame are to celebrities. Since you don’t leave me $ and fame (…), at least leave a review, everywhere you go, okay? Thanks.

House Training Dogs To Behave Well

FREE 30 + 31 March
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

Enjoy!
and leave two reviews, will ya?

Those who do I will gratefully mention by name in my books.

Don’t you worry, you will be seen prominently. Likely the name list will be short again…

Mar 182014
 

Puppy Love BundleIf you own a prior edition (<10), delete it under 'Manage my Kindle' and on your device, to repurchase this newest edition 10 for FREE. You’ll see, it’s worth it!

There is only one Puppy Love Bundle in the world. According to readers: the most comprehensive puppy information pack on the market and the best you can do for your dog!

Read this. Apply it. Enjoy it. And tell everyone about it.

FREE 18 – 22 March

It is my heartfelt desire to lead aspiring dog owners away from the archaic dog and puppy training methods publicized by TV celebrities(!), book marketing gurus(!), dog whisperers(?) and similar bullshit producers(@). Admittedly, all of them are far better in marketing their books: They sell like hell. – I don’t. But I want heaven for dogs. So…

…feel free to get my Puppy Love Bundle for FREE. Save $10, yes! 18 – 22 March – 5 days – globally on Amazon. Use your chance now. And give your friends their chance too! Tell everyone and make more friends.

Just Note: Reviews are to non-celebrities what $ and fame are to celebrities. Since you don’t leave me $ and fame (…), at least leave a review, everywhere you go, okay? Thanks.

Puppy Love Bundle

FREE 18-22 March
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

Enjoy!
and leave two reviews, will ya?

That wasn’t even all!

 

Dog Problems Q&A Vol 3Ever been wondering what other dog owners are struggling with, and how their dog problems are being solved? This is Volume 3 of Dog Owner Questions Answered!

Q&A 3

FREE 18-22 March
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

Enjoy!
and also leave two reviews, will ya?

Those who do I will again gratefully mention by name.

Don’t you worry, you will be seen prominently. Likely the name list will be short again… (you know, experience is everything…)

Mar 152014
 

Dog Problems Q&A Vol 1Ever been wondering what other dog owners are struggling with, and how their dog problems are being solved? This is Volume 1 of Dog Owner Questions Answered!

Q&A 1

The real-life daily dog problems and concerns of their owners: Current Dog Problems and Solutions, Questions and Answers.

I put this together while I had a bottle of wine (I am not a fast drinker, no). It’s the first installment of the never-ending flood of questions GUESTS leave in our question box in the right sidebar. I was so kind and added the answers as well, yeah! So that you get more than a Q book: You get Q&A. Hey! This is Volume 1.

Note: >500 members downloaded this for free last time but ONLY ONE left a review (Maureen)! Reviews are to non-celebrities what $ and fame are to celebrities. If you don’t leave me $ and fame, at least leave a review (or two). Thanks.

 

FREE 15 March 2014
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

Enjoy!
and leave two reviews, will ya?

Mar 142014
 

amazon fun

How often was it that I came across some really ‘nerdy’ funny stuff on Amazon! More precisely: When reading their customer reviews and questions and answers. Hilarious! Best are the ones that are meant to be totally serious from the writer’s viewpoint/mindset, and thus are all the funnier to me as the reader. To have a laugh more often I should have kept all those I found over the years – for me, for you, for posterity. And even if it’s just in case Amazon disappears…

So now, more for myself at the moment, I will (slowly!) add here the ones that made me more than chuckle when I read them.


How found: I was looking for the best dog slide and arrived at the Cool Wave Slide

Customer Question: could you tell me how long this slide is in feet? thanks

Customer Answer: The slide is in NY and we are in Washington. According to the dimensions…

Customer Question: I plan on using this on our stairway into our bsmt. I am wondering what the msrmt is from the lip on top to where the slide stops & base begins?

Customer Answer: The total length is 90.2-inches…I keep forgetting to measure it for you but feel you can just estimate the length based on the total length.


How found: I was looking for the best flashlight and arrived at the Mini Cree Led Flashlight

Customer Question: What taking so long with my order?

Customer Answer: The Pacific Ocean.

Another Customer Answer: A slow boat from China.


tbc

 

Mar 032014
 

Dog Problems Q&A Vol 2Ever been wondering what other dog owners are struggling with, and how their dog problems are being solved? This is volume 2 of Dog Owner Questions Answered!

Q&A 2

The real-life daily dog problems and concerns of their owners: Current Dog Problems and Solutions, Questions and Answers.

Again, I put this together while I had a bottle of wine (I am not a fast drinker, no). It’s the second installment of the never-ending flood of questions guests leave in our question box in the right sidebar. I was so kind and added the answers as well, yeah! So, again, you get more than a Q book: You get Q&A. Hey! This is Volume 2.

 

FREE on 4 March 2014
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

Enjoy!

Mar 032014
 

Ho ho ho, Prize Draw for February 2014! – Did YOU win?

Like announced here, a random number was drawn here. Since you know from the January Prize Draw how this works, I was allowed to save my time preparing screenshots. The drawn number was …

7382

But, remembering the prize rules? The winning comment/question/feedback must be a) from a member, and b) who has entered the dog details in our GSD research database, and c) I myself cannot win, and d) the winner must post a short message here to acknowledge the prize draw!

To make it short: 7382 was my reply to Rob Ghan’s question on dog kennel use – and I cannot win! So, new number drawn!

7141

Was that comment/question/feedback from a member who has entered the dog details in our GSD research database?

Yes! Great stuff!

Thus we can reveal the winner for February 2014 is …. Trish with her comment: “Hi Tim, Thank you, thank you for the Kindle book ‘dog behavior and owner behavior….”

 

TRISH! Congratulations! :-)

 

What was the declared prize for February?

shall be… one of my own PRINT books, again at your choice!

How does the winner claim the prize?

To comply with giveaway/contest laws, the lucky winner must agree to post a reply/’thank-you’ under the notification post (only a simple message, no personal details, unless you wish), so that we can prove that we actually hand out the declared prizes (in case we get an inspection)

Dear Trish, you have the word now… please post a brief comment below (that comment won’t count for March though) and say which Print Book you want! :-)

 


Now, what shall be the prize for March??

I announced: “for now no more of my own books, sorry – but something very different. You’ll definitely like that too!!”

So, what is it???

Close your eyes and imagine … you have a dog or you want one … puppy or adult dog … GREAT joy! … but once a while some problems … small or BIG! … you need help urgently … who’s there for you? Yes, who is???

One who has helped thousands like you … like your dog! … When they needed the help most urgently!

The Master himself: Doggy Dan! One month free membership!

He hasn’t yet agreed to donate this sweepstake I am seeking but, like literally everyone has confirmed, his membership site is of such exceptional value that I decided to pay for the winner myself if I can’t get hold of Dan!

Hope I will though, to interview him, interview the master himself – and carefully ask him for this sweepstake, ha! :-)

 


 

Feb 182014
 

Puppy Training IN A NUTSHELLI have just completely re-written the entire Puppy Training IN A NUTSHELL Summary Reference Guide based on my latest insights.

This is now Edition 5 of the most concise Puppy Training book you will ever find. Because you cannot fit more content per page than with bullet points.

12 short chapters in bullet-points, yes! A keyword-style puppy training book. Short and to the point. If you don’t like to read long paragraphs in even longer books, this is what you are asking for. This is it.

 

FREE between 19 to 21 February 2014
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

Needless to say, if you have an older edition, delete it, and get this edition 5 now.

As a dog lover you will rejoice! You are a dog lover, aren’t you?

Feb 172014
 

Dog Problems Q&A Vol 1Ever been wondering what other dog owners are struggling with, and how their dog problems are being solved? This is volume 1 of Dog Owner Questions Answered! The real-life daily dog problems and concerns of their owners: Current Dog Problems and Solutions, Questions and Answers.

I put this together while I had a bottle of wine (I am not a fast drinker, no). It’s the first installment of the never-ending flood of questions guests leave in our question box in the right sidebar. I was so kind and added the answers as well, so that you get more than a Q book: You get Q&A. This is Volume 1.

 

FREE on 17 and 18 February 2014
on Amazon globally f f f f f f f f

Enjoy!

Feb 012014
 

Ho ho ho, prize draw for January 2014! – Did YOU win?

Like announced here, a random number was drawn here, look:

winning number

Dog data check

Any member/subscriber who has filled in the dog’s details (under ‘update subscription preferences’) can win!

tick

And the WINNER is … the member who posted a comment/question/suggestion/complaint/WHATEVER! … with this ‘comment system number’!

Note that your chance to WIN here is BIG: Although it looks like your chance in January was 1 to 853 (namely 6793 – 5940 = 853), that number includes:

  • my replies (they don’t count, I cannot win!)
  • non-member comments (they don’t count, see the T&C
  • spam ‘comments’ (obviously they don’t count either, see the T&C)

For the first month, I put in the effort and counted the genuine member comments (they do count :-) ): 106. So, your chance to win in January was…

1 to 106 !! BIG chance! – The National Lottery jackpot: 1 to 13 million! ;-)

So, which ‘comment’ was this 1 of 106 in January 2014??

The WINNER is …..

…..

I tell you next week ;-)

…..

…..

winner 01/14

Too small to see? Sorry, I had to fit the screenshot here as proof, at least in the first month, for everyone to see the process how to win on MYGERMANSHEPHERD.ORG (email address and IP address greyed out for data protection).

Before you go to get your glasses …. the January 2014 winner is ….

 

MAUREEN! Congratulations! :-)

 

What was the declared prize for January?

Now, for January (half gone) and February (starting soon) let’s start this way: … the prize drawn at the end of this month (31 Jan midnight) shall be… one of my own books at your choice (see on the left), yeah! This month an ebook (so that I can get used to the procedure)

How does the winner claim the prize?

To comply with giveaway/contest laws, the lucky winner must agree to post a reply/’thank-you’ under the notification post (only a simple message, no personal details, unless you wish), so that we can prove that we actually hand out the declared prizes (in case we get an inspection)

Dear Maureen, you have the word now… please post a brief comment below (that comment won’t count for February though ;-) ) … don’t forget to say which ebook you want :-)

 


So, what shall be the prize for February??

…for February (starting soon) let’s start this way: … the prize drawn at the end of this month (28 Feb!! midnight) shall be…one of my own PRINT books, again at your choice! :-)

 


Heads up – prize for March and following

No more of my own books, sorry – but something very different. You’ll definitely like that too!! (not the Porsche Cayenne though, not in March)


 

Happy 2014 – remember my year-end wishes? And, are you happy? Was the first month good for you and your German Shepherd/Alsatian/Companion/Darling/Sweetheart…?

I hope so! Remember, life is damn short. ENJOY your dog. Every day! :-)

Give your doggie lots of love,

Tim